- me: does one sit-up
- me: checks for abs
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
I feel like an outcast because I don’t want sex first, at all. I want your personality. A friend. Someone I’d love to just cuddle and spend time with. Outsider in the outsiders.
CAN WE JUST THIS POST PLEASE I LIKE THIS IS ME ASDFGHJKL; FINALLY
Amen to the truth!
I thought I was the only one… I’m not alone? YES.